Narco Corrido artist "El Chacaloso" being detained in Guantanamo Bay
Labeled terrorists threat after new songs boast he has nukes to terrorize government
By ONANTZIN News
2011-04-30
Washington, DC -- The Central Intelligence Agency says they're not taking any chances with "El Chacaloso de Durango", the Narco Corrido Artist whose smash new singles "Mis Nukes Terrorizan" (My nukes terrorize) and " 'Pa que los quiero vivos" (Why do I want them alive) make the bold claim that he can terrorize any government entity in Mexico and the United States with nuclear weapons that he acquired from Iran.
The full details of the arrest have not been made public yet, but we did learn that "El Chacaloso", whose real name is Samuel Rosales, is being held indefinitely at Guantanamo Bay detention facility until a thorough investigation is conducted into the matter.
Mr. Rosales' attorney, who was noticeably livid during a phone interview, said the accusations are ludicrous and warned that this sets a terrible precedent for freedom of speech. No more details have been released in the matter.
[Updated 10:30am Eastern time]
