Mexican gardener local hero after mowing "Chinga tu madre" message on pro-Trump lawn
By ONANTZIN News
2016-03-08
Santa Monica, CA -- Local gardener Pablito Flores has received the prestigious "Gardener of the Month" award after he tore down his clients pro-Trump lawn and carefully mowed the words "Chinga tu madre" on the fresh, uncut grass.
"I got di idea from da book 'The Art of the Deal' by Donald Trump," stated the bold gardener. "I was in a yard sale looking for something to buy when I see the book. I pick it up and a voice inside me say 'Mr. Bob le va a este pendejo.'"
The client, Bob McCray of Santa Monica, outraged that his once dependable gardener decided to act out on the day he had scheduled a fund raising event for Donald Trump, retaliated by calling immigration agents. To his disappointment, Pablito is a law-abiding US citizen and has been since 1989.
The award, bestowed by the Mexican Gardener Association, is given to individuals in the landscaping industry that take actions to make the Hispanic community proud. Previous awards have been given to giants in the landscaping industry, such as Juan Gallegos, who received the award three years in a row for building a gardening empire with a beat-up 1981 Nissan truck that had three gears and maxed out at 35 miles per hour.