Immigrants: 5 ways to survive an attack by pendejo Trump supporters

Donald Trump via Michael Vadon CC BY-SA 4.0

1) If you're outnumbered, run, cabron, just like you would from a wild animal

2) If you think you can take the guy, partele su madre, it's self defense anyway

3) If you can't run or fight back, call out for El Chapulin Colorado

4) If El Chapulin doesn't show up, call out for El Chapo

5) If El Chapo doesn't help either, you're fucked. Really, you are. Take a deep breath, brace yourself, and say these five words: chinga tu madre, Donald Trump!

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