Top Rank looks beyond Mosley

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Las Vegas, NV -- Just hours before Manny Pacquiao and Sugar Shane Mosley squared off in their mega fight at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, Top Rank Promotions announced that they were already looking past Mosley and had reached an agreement to fight the undisputed, 101 time world champion, Chuck - "The Chuckster" - Norris.

Chuck Norris, who retired 3 years ago after defeating the monster from the movie Cloverfield, said he is thrilled to make his return for such a worthy opponent; he went on to praise Pacquiao for his accomplishments in the ring, but said he would roundhouse kick his diminutive body into a different dimension. Pacquiao's reply to The Chuckster's comments where: "ahhhhhhh, you know, you know... ahhhhhh Philippines, ahhh Chuck Norris, ahhh Philippines", very intimidating words from the Pacman.

Not to be outdone by Top Rank, Golden boy promotions announced that the winner between Chuck Norris and Manny Pacquiao will fight Danny Trejo, also known as Machete. Trejo, now under Golden Boy Promotions, has notable victories against both the Klitschko brothers, global warming, and world hunger. In an earlier interview, Trejo said he had the following words for the winner: " I'm a MexiCAN, holmes".

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